Yesterday... I didn't do anything but go online. Yesh'm, being a lazy ass is fun. You get to read fics and meet idiots online. FUN, I tell youz.

Well, after reading the ficcies, I heard a rumor about Rivers' sn. So I IM the guy, and I dunno if it's Rivers or not. Fuck, I still don't. But just in case, I tell him what I would say to Rivers if I ever actually met him... You are a super combo of coolness... super-sized. To which "Rivers" replies with, Thank you. Rock on. =W=. So he says he's busy and can't really reply very often, but he asks if I like the song "Break Stuff". Well, ofcourse I said no. Then he says to me that he wants to cover it for his "aggressive behavior". I tell him to do whatever the fuck he wants, but he replies that if he did, he'd be a bassplayer.

Impersonators are shady motherfuckers. But if it was actually Rivers, well fuck, he's lucky he's got such a loyal fan base. With the shit he makes us go through, like letting the Olsen twins cover "Island in the Sun" or his mocking of us fans. In person, I bet he's an awesome guy. But online, he's so fucked.

I tell Sabrina about this, and she decides to IM him too. She asks for the color of his panties. xD She's skeptical as to whether this is Rivers or not. Sensing this, "Rivers" starts cursing her and we find this very amusing. Then Melissa decides to IM him, and she says her name is Paris. But "Rivers" wants to call her Lakes or Oceans, and Melissa suggests Rain. He replies that Rain and Rivers don't go together and asks for her real name. Agag, she tells him her real name before I told her to say some asian girl name like Lyen or Kyoko or some shite. Fuck, he's actually being nice to her. :D Then he says that the sn we're IMing him on isn't his own, it's Leaves' (his brah's.. or bro's). He tells her his real sn, but not to IM him because it might be Karl updating the site. He will IM her.

I find this all very amusing. If this was actually Rivers, I find it extra super duper amusing. Which is why Patty K needs to tell me his real sn. Email it to me or something. Or IM me, I'm on as rivs pants or conspiracyV1CT1M. I'm begging here. I will love you and be your slave and have your babies. I'm not a stalker, I tellz youz. O.o

BTW, my mom says we're getting this on Friday. With a new DVD player. I dunno the DVD model though. But all I can say is... YYYYYIIIPPPEEE!

Well, fuck me! RIVERS HAS ARMS!